Monthly Archives: August 2009

Geraldo Rivera in studio


Howard asked Geraldo about what he is these days, a liberal or conservative. Geraldo said that he’s considered a radical left winger but he doesn’t think of himself like that. Howard asked Geraldo about some of the other guys over there and he said they don’t speak for him. Geraldo said that he actually voted for Obama. He said he doesn’t agree with the stuff they say about Obama over there at FOX.

Howard asked Geraldo if Michael Jackson really had no nose. Geraldo said that is true, Michael Jackson had no nose. He said he just had a bump there and a prosthetic that he’d wear in public. He said that they kept tinkering with him until he was beyond the point of no return.

Riley Martin still without a job


Howard listened to a few clips of Dr. Keith Ablow’s on-air therapy session with the recently-fired Riley Martin: “If Dr. Ablow can’t get through to him, then it’s over.” JD came in to say the pair didn’t make much progress: “No. Not really. I think they’re both sort of-I don’t know.” JD later explained: “Riley thinks there’s this conspiracy of people at Sirius hiding his numbers.”

Howard thought Riley’s problem stemmed from the way he approached his show on Howard101: “It’s not a career. It’s a fun little thing he gets to do.”


Howard then played a clip in which Riley yelled at Tim Sabean for treating him like a “dumb old jiggaboo” – and decided the channels would be better off without Riley: “Wouldn’t it be great if we just replace him with an hour of people crapping in a bucket?”

Richard Hairy Mole Guy

Richard, the “Hairy Mole Guy” was up for the World’s Saddest Virgin contest today on Howard Stern. The other competitor’s were Alex with cerebral palsy and a Business Admin degree and Peter, a slow, young man with Chinese heritage and karate skills learned from watching Brandon Lee movies.