Monthly Archives: June 2012

Howard Stern finally admitted into Radio Hall of Fame

Stern has been nominated four previous times, but he never campaigned by asking his legion of fans to vote for him. This time, he has been selected outright by the steering committee of the Chicago-based Hall.

TimeOut Chicago’s Robert Feder has the quote about Stern from Museum of Broadcast Communications chairman Bruce DuMont: “There wasn’t any great controversy involving Howard’s induction, because I think everyone has believed for a long time that he deserved” the honor. It also comes as Stern’s attained wider cultural relevance as a judge on “America’s Got Talent.”

Howard is questioned by National Radio Hall of Fame founder Bruce Dumont:

Howard Stern coming to Google TV

Google Inc is getting help from shock jock Howard Stern to revive its Internet TV software, which has languished since its debut 19 months ago.

Satellite radio provider Sirius XM will make all of its programming available on Google TV, including Stern’s shows and live sports through a new app that will let listeners pause live programs and play back up to five hours of content, the company told Reuters.

Sirius XM, which plans to announce the deal at Google’s I/O developer conference in San Francisco on Wednesday, joins a growing list of partners for Google TV such as Netflix and Amazon.com.

But it has been an uphill battle for Google to convince TV networks and other content providers to let their programs be available on devices powered by Google TV.

Google TV is built into television models manufactured by Sony Corp, LG Electronics, as well as Vizio set-top boxes. It allows consumers to access online videos and websites on their TVs, as well as to download and play with specialized apps such as video games.

Howard Stern a breath of fresh air on AGT

A strange thing has happened on America’s Got Talent this season. It’s become sunny, warm, cheerful and inspirational all of a sudden, even when the acts have been found wanting.

The arrival of Howard Stern and, more importantly, the disappearance of Piers Morgan has resulted in a kinder, gentler show, and AGT is better for it. Stern, odd as it may sound, has proven to be a breath of fresh air. AGT doesn’t take itself too seriously, and therein lies its charm.

Octomom Rides The Sybian (Video & Pics)

Octomom, Nadya Suleman rides the Sybian and promotes her first solo adult movie she did with Wicked Pictures.
Click the link below to see the pics…or not.

Video and Pics sent to Wcqj via Twitter..

Howard said the Octomom, Nadya Suleman, is coming in now. He said Nadya has 14 children. He said she looks good. Her boobs were popping out when she came in. Nadya said she’s doing great but Robin said she’s not and they all know it. Nadya said she really is doing good.

Howard said that Nadya did the kid thing and she has 14 kids that she has to deal with. Howard said they have a picture of her up on HowardStern.com today. Howard said he can smell her from there. She was heavily perfumed.

Howard said Nadya told them that she would never do porn. He said she said it wasn’t her and that’s just something she didn’t want to do. Howard said Nadya thought she could figure out a way to support the kids without going to porn but she was wrong. Nadya said she tried to get food stamps and she was so embarrassed that she had to do something. She said they’re off food stamps now that she’s doing this. She said she’s thankful for having hit rock bottoms. Nadya said it was the most humbling thing to happen to her. She asked who she is to judge anyone now.

Howard asked if she told the people who she was when she called about the food stamps. She said they told her that they were shocked that it took so long for her to call fro help. She said that they were like angels and they came and helped. She said they’ve been off the food stamps for a few months now. Howard said they must have brought the stamps down in crates. Nadya said that it’s like $4,000 a month in food alone for her and the kids.

Howard said he heard that her house is in foreclosure. Nadya said that she had an arrangement and she just found out yesterday that it is so she has people working on it. Nadya said she has a real estate agent working to negotiate for her. Nadya said the house isn’t in her name. She said it’s in the old owner’s name but she was paying for it. Howard said he’s not sure how she can live like this. Nadya said she has so many opportunities coming her way and she can see a light at the end of the tunnel.

Howard asked Nadya about this deal she signed where she said she will only masturbate. She’s not having sex with men in the porn. Howard said that she had to teach herself how to masturbate. Nadya started to bleed when she started to do it. Nadya said she is very small and she only had 4 of the kids naturally. She said she’s been celibate for many years. She said she hasn’t been with a man in 13 and a half years. She said she had a boyfriend back then and she could count the number of times she did it on her hands. Nadya said that she is attracted to men but she doesn’t touch them. She said she’s not attracted to herself but she touches herself.

Howard asked Nadya if she was molested or anything like that. Nadya said she never was. She said she grew up being taught that it was wrong to touch herself.

Howard asked how she learned how to masturbate. Nadya said she learned from Jessica Drake. Howard said she’s one of the top porn attractions in the world now. Nadya said the crew were very respectful and that’s why she was able to relax on the set.

Howard asked Nadya about getting naked and doing this for the first time. Nadya said she was comfortable doing the whole thing. Howard asked what they paid her to do it. Nadya said she’s not even sure. She said they have been so respectful with this whole thing. Howard asked if she’s afraid to tell them what she made. She said that they have total power over the whole thing and she hasn’t made nay money yet. She said that it depends on how many they sell. She said today is the big release day. Howard said it doesn’t sound like a total rescue yet.

Nadya said she has other things going on. She said she’s with SaveEveryday.com and OctoLoan.com that she’s working with.

Howard had the guys bring in Jessica Drake to talk about how she helped Nadya. Jessica came in and said that she’s been with Wicked pictures for 8 years now. She told Howard that she’s with Brad Armstrong who directed Nadya’s film. She said that his specialty is making women look really beautiful. She said that they’ve been together for 9 years. Jessica said that she was speaking at UCLA that morning and she’s been teaching people about sex. Howard asked what she can teach and if she can help him out with his premature ejaculation. She said she has some tips for him. She said that he can practice masturbating and then stopping and squeezing that can help delay the orgasm.

Howard said he has beaten off the last two nights and he should be able to hold out tonight so he’ll give that a try. He said he doesn’t think it works though. He said women just feel too good. Howard said he can’t hold out with a beautiful woman. Howard said he can’t hold out with his wife because she’s so good looking. Howard said maybe if he bangs only ugly women he could hold out.

Howard got back to Nadya’s story and asked what her boyfriend told her. Jessica said she had met Nadya a bunch of times. She said that she was at the house for wardrobe and things like that. She said that Nadya was nothing like what she expected.

Howard said he was surprised that Nadya’s boobs looked as good as they did. He said he expected them to be really saggy. Nadya said that she had a breast reduction. She said she was very big even as a teen.

Howard asked Jessica if she could tell Nadya how to masturbate now. Nadya said that she was just soothing and she imitated what Jessica did. Jessica said that Nadya was doing some pretty girl tease and she was caressing herself and Nadya would do what she was doing. She said that once she got the feel of what she was doing she started to do her own thing. Howard asked if Jessica put her finger in her ass. She said she didn’t do it that day but she does it usually. Nadya said she doesn’t think her finger would fit in her’s.

Nadya said that she tried to put the shiny thing in herself but she had issues. Howard asked what’s going on with this whole thing. Jessica said that she thinks that Nadya doesn’t have any confidence in herself. She said she doesn’t think that she’ll end up fucking a guy in a film. Howard said he thinks she will. Jessica said they didn’t offer her a certain amount of money to do something she didn’t want to do. She said that she’s just doing what she wants to do.

Nadya said that she has nothing but positive thoughts these days. Jessica said she sent Nadya home with a vibrator. Nadya said she took a small one home and that was perfect. Howard asked if she has masturbated since she did the movie. Nadya said she doesn’t have time to do it with the 14 kids.

Howard said Nadya wants to sit on the Sybian today. Nadya said she’s looking forward to it. Jessica said she thinks that it’s going to be great and Nadya can deliver those wild orgasms. Howard said Jessica might be like a vagina whisperer. Jessica said she likes to enable people to love sex. Howard said he’s never seen Jessica before. He asked if she has ever been a babysitter in any of her porn. She said she actually has.

Howard said this is a big change for Nadya. She said it really is and she faced her biggest fear of revealing her sexuality. Howard said she just has to be open and remember that’s not roast beef down there. Jessica said that her vagina is really cute. She said it’s very small. Very, very small. Jessica said she’s a fan of a beautiful vagina and she has one.

Howard said he thinks that Nadya is into women and she just doesn’t want to admit to it. Nadya said she’s going to plead the Fifth.

Howard said Nadya is going to ride the Sybian now. Jessica was going to help and coach her. Howard had the guys help Nadya get on the Sybian. Howard said she really does have a small vagina. He said it almost doesn’t exist.

Jessica showed Nadya how to sit on the Sybian. Nadya wasn’t sure where to sit. She didn’t know what the bumpy parts were for. Gary helped her out too. He told her where to sit. Howard said they’ll start her out at 20 percent. Will said that he heard she was going to get topless for this. She said she was afraid. Howard said she can do whatever she wants. Nadya asked if she could look at Jessica for this. Howard said she can because he thinks that she’s lesbian anyway.

Howard gave Nadya some plugs for her new video that’s out today at Wicked.com/Octomom

Howard had the guys start the Sybian. Nadya was out of it within seconds. Howard told Gary to turn it up from 20 percent to 60 percent a few seconds later. Nadya was trying to enjoy it and Jessica tried to help her relax. Nadya didn’t know what was going on. She was moaning like she was in pain. She kept saying ”Oh shoot!” and ”Oh god!” while it was running. Robin was cracking up. Jessica told her to just let it go. Nadya moaned and said ”Oh no!” and Jessica told her ”Oh yes!” Nadya asked them to stop a short time later. Howard told Gary to bring it down. Gary kept going up and down for a few more seconds.

Nadya asked what the heck that was. Howard asked Nadya what happened there. She said something happened. She said it worked. She said she’s kind of embarrassed though. Nadya asked if they’re the only ones who will see it. Howard said everyone who has Howard TV will see it. She said that’s not good.

Howard asked how many orgasms she had. Nadya said that she can’t remember. She asked who invented that thing. Howard said it was Dave Lampert. Howard said that this is a whole new you. He said that she went from not even talking about sex to riding the Sybian. Nadya said she’s becoming a woman. Howard said they’re seeing the rebirth of Nadya. Nadya said that all she can say is ”Wow!” She said she’s very talkative too.

Howard said that Jessica is an excellent coach. He said that she is a loving and caring woman. Howard said he’s sure that Nadya’s video will burn up the internet. He said that her video is called Home Alone and it’s available today. Nadya said she hopes the kids never see this. Howard said they will. He said she’ll have to move them to China.

Howard said that Nadya will be at a celebrity pillow fight in Pennsylvania and you can get tickets at Ticketweb.com.

Howard told Nadya that she shouldn’t wear fishnets. He said they’re not hot. Nadya said she wanted to cover up some tattoos and stuff. Howard asked if she left anything on the Sybian. She said she didn’t want to know. Will told her it was kind of wet and it had a smell. She just said ”Oh no!” Howard wrapped up and went to break a short time later.

Beth Stern hosts Posh Pets

Multi-million-dollar private jets, luxurious spa treatments and exorbitant shopping sprees? How far would you go for your pet? Posh Pets: Lifestyles of the Rich and Furry celebrates the outrageous ways some people pamper their furry family members.

Host Beth Stern introduces viewers to the lovable pets of her fellow HGTV stars along with America’s most pampered pets.

Nighttime Radio with Howard Stern

Howard Stern stated Wednesday morning that he hopes to broadcasting a upcoming episode of his radio show in the nighttime slot.

“I came up with this great idea. I shouldn’t say I came up with it. Wolfie came up with it actually, and I’ve been I’m embellishing on it.

I’ll be announcing it in a couple of weeks. But one of these days, we’ve got to do the show at night, because we got a good idea. We got a good idea for a show. You know, we’re always thinking.”

Big Balls John Update – REJECTS free corrective surgery due to Stern Show fame

Man with 100-pound scrotum REJECTS offers to perform $1 million corrective surgery for free because his giant organ has made him famous.

VIDEO: Big Balls John on The Howard Stern Show

A Las Vegas man who suffers from a rare condition that made his scrotum swell to 100 pounds is basking in the fame that his giant organ has brought him.

In fact, the attention is proving so intoxicating that Wesley Warren Jr turned down an offer to perform the $1 million corrective surgery for free because he would have had to give up the rights to his story. A second doctor has agreed to waive most of the cost for the procure, but Mr Warren still hasn’t taken him up on the offer.

‘It was fun going to Los Angeles in the big van they sent for me,’ he said.

Most disturbing, is his reaction to an offer he received from Dr Mehmet Oz, the celebrity physician whom Oprah made famous.

Mr Warren claims the Dr Oz Show said it would pay for the entire surgery at a top-notch hospital. However, the show would keep exclusive rights to tell Mr Warren’s story.

He said he didn’t take the TV program up on its offer because Howard Stern wanted him on his show again.

The surgery is highly complicated and he fears he could die on the operating table. The massive swelling is caused by fluid building up in his scrotum. Doctors must remove the excess tissue and then completely rebuild his scrotum. There’s also a chance, and not a small one, that complications could force the surgeons to cut off his penis and testicles if his scrotum won’t stop bleeding.

Joe Buck to write foreword for Artie Lange’s new book

If you’re looking for someone to write a foreword for your book, Joe Buck might just be your guy.

Joe absolutely knocked it out of the park when he wrote a foreword to our book about the history of Busch Stadium.

Now he’s writing a foreword for comedian Artie Lange, who almost single-handedly sabotaged the debut of Buck’s talk show on HBO with a homophobic, profanity-filled rant.

But Buck never took umbrage with Lange for the outburst … and he’s proving it by agreeing to write the foreword for his book, scheduled to be released in the fall.

“I’m happy to do it,” Buck confirmed to PD reporter Rick Hummel.

“We were friends before the show and we were friends after the show. He said I could say anything I wanted to.”

Buck said he hadn’t decided what tack to take. “It depends what kind of mood I’m in,” he joked.

Lange’s new book will be titled “Crash and Burn,” and is expected to deal with Lange’s suicide attempt in 2010, his relationship with Howard Stern, and, presumably, the Joe Buck show.