Adrianne Curry Sybian Ride (Howard Stern)

Howard had the guys bring in Adrianne Curry. He said he wanted to look nice for her. Adrianne said he looked fine. Howard said he loves following her on Twitter @AdrianneCurry. He said she looks great and asked what she does to work out. She ran down a bunch of things that she does to stay in shape. She works out in these Kangoo boots and things like that. Howard asked if she’s going to put more pictures on there. She said Chris cares about what she posts sometimes. She said she’s been with him for 7 years now and he hasn’t broken her yet.

Howard said he thinks that she’s not real happy with Chris. Adrianne said that no one is happy married. Howard said he’s been living with Beth for 11 years and married for 2. Adrianne laughed. She said that they do have their ups and downs.

Howard asked how old she is. She’s 28 and Chris Knight is 53. Howard said it seems like there’s no sex going on. Adrianne said that’s true. She said it happens once in a while. Howard said he would be banging her 3 times a week minimally. Adrianne said that’s because he doesn’t have to deal with her every day. She said Chris is very quiet and she’s very loud. She said if he farts at the grocery store she’ll yell out that he just farted.

Adrianne said she has a Hitachi Magic Wand that she uses very often. She said she’s 28 and she needs it often. Howard said she must be being faithful. She said she is. Howard asked if she’s going to keep masturbating. Adrianne said she’d like to have a clone to fuck herself.

Howard said Adrianne got married in 2006 and things are festering. He said she’s 28 and she wants sex but she’s cut herself off. Howard said Chris doesn’t even seem interested in her. Howard asked if she’s talked to him about doing other people. She said he’s very against an open marriage. She said she’s cool with him going to a massage parlor where they give happy endings and things like that. Howard said he likes that attitude.

Howard said he’s very possessive too so he knows where Chris is coming from. He said he would be very jealous. He said that’s probably healthy to be jealous. Adrianne said jealousy does exist and she’s cool with it. She said that she might start wondering if he kept going to get a hand job at a massage parlor a lot.

Howard asked if Adrianne role plays a lot. She said she pulled out all of her aces in the first couple of years. She said there’s not much left to do. She said she’s not the first hot chick that Chris has dated either. She said he dated Cindy Margolis years ago.

Howard asked what she did with him. She said that they did everything and she almost brought home a stripper from Russia. Howard said he loves that she’s so open sexually. He said she’s great to follow on Twitter.

Howard said he loves the pictures she Tweets. He said it’s really fun. Adrianne said she loves Twitter and telling people what she thinks in 140 characters. She said she’ll just put an ass shot up when she’s done talking about Darth Vader.

Howard asked Adrianne how they’re doing financially. She said they lost a lot when the economy tanked and she doesn’t have enough to not work. She said she does have to work and she saves her game playing until after 5 at night. Adrianne said she plays a lot of World of Warcraft. Howard said he can’t believe a chick that hot is into a game like that. Howard read about the character she plays as and asked her about that. She told Howard she’s a guild master too. Adrianne said she’s the leader and she’s meeting some of her people tonight in Tribeca.

Howard asked if she could answer questions about World of Warcraft. She said she might be able to do that. Howard asked her some questions and Adrianne said she knows some of this stuff but not all of it. She missed most of the questions. Howard said that her minions are looking for a new guild master now.

Howard asked Adrianne about going to the conventions and dressing up. She said she loves doing that just to go. She has a Mandolorian go with her to protect her at the convention.

Howard asked if she’s bursting at the seams sexually. She said she is sometimes. She said she thinks about women and men. She said she has probably fucked all of her friends in her mind at least once or twice. Robin asked if she thinks about couples that they hang out with. She said that she dos but she doesn’t tell them about it.

Howard asked when she masturbates. She said she’ll do it before a shower in the morning. She said the magic wand is like a jackhammer for the clit. She said she’s done in a few seconds.

Howard asked how Chris isn’t into her. He said he wouldn’t care how annoying she was. He asked how much she weighs. She said she’s about 138-142 and she’s 5’10” tall. She said she just waits for Chris to come to her now. She said she used to chase him. Adrianne said that she leaves the curtains open when they do it too. She said that their neighbor always leaves her windows open too so she’ll watch and tell Chris to come watch. He always misses it though.

Howard said Adrianne has always been gay. She said she had a boyfriend before Chris but it’s mostly been women.

Howard asked if she thinks she belongs with Chaz. She said she doesn’t know Chaz personally. Howard said he can’t believe that this guy is not banging her. He said she said on her honeymoon she saved her anal virginity for her husband. She said it was an awesome experience too.

Adrianne told Howard about going to Bora Bora for their honeymoon and how she started going at it. She said he popped a Viagra and didn’t tell her. She said he lasted forever and she had to tell him to stop. She said she couldn’t walk for like 2 days. She said he was hard as marble from the Viagra.

Howard asked how long it took for Chris to get in there. She said it took a while. Howard asked how she prepared. She said she’s pretty clean and healthy so she timed it out. She said she was right and timed it right. Howard asked if she took a shower right before. She said she did. Adrianne said she’s very cleanly with her body. She takes a couple of baths a day.

Adrianne said she had this one chick who had the smelliest vagina ever. She said she never went down on her. She said she was going to go down on her but she remembers trailing her tongue down her stomach and she could smell it. She said she finger banged her in the shower and that was the end of that. She never did her again.

Howard said he thinks that she’s smelling the ass. Adrianne said the ass and the pussy can fester and it all becomes one. Howard said Beth will take a bath and he’s never detected a bit of an odor on this woman. Adrianne said any woman who really cares is going to freshen up and take care of it down there.

Howard asked if she got implants. Adrianne said she did. She said she liked her boobs and she got pregnant and miscarried. She said one of her breasts got really big and the other didn’t. She said she wasn’t going to do anything about it until one night Chris got drunk and said that it was like being with two different women. She said she got one implant that’s the smallest they make so that it wouldn’t sag. Howard said he’d be upset that her husband doesn’t bang her if she takes that much care of herself. Adrianne said it doesn’t bother her.

Howard asked if Adrianne watches porn. She said she does. She learned that she had viruses from going on porn sties. He said she’s not going to search the internet so much for porn now. Howard asked if she just whips out the vibrator in front of her husband. SHE said she will do that sometimes. She said that he’ll wake up and ask why she’s shaking the bed so much. Adrianne said Chris used to get upset with her using them but now he sees that it helps keep her off his back.

Howard asked if she’s come close to cheating. Adrianne said she has been brainwashed into thinking she’s a whore if she cheats so she doesn’t do that. She said that she has kissed a woman but the woman came on to her in front of Chris. Howard asked if she’s been approached to do another realty show. She said she has but she doesn’t want to do another one with her husband. She said their relationship is volatile as it is. She said they’ve come close to divorcing. Howard asked what happened. Adrianne said she found a phone number of an ex girlfriend in his phone and he denied it. She said she did research and found out he was lying to her.

Adrianne said that you don’t keep delving into it if you don’t want to get hurt. She said she’s not sure if he cheated but she didn’t go after it. She said that she stays in his life and it drives the mother fucker crazy. She said she thinks that they’re two totally different people and she loves him very much. Howard asked if she’s in love. She said she might be out right now. She said Chris is trying to fix it. Adrianne said they’re working on things and it doesn’t take much for her.

Howard said Adrianne puts herself down all the time and he sees her as a prize. Howard said she’s fun and she’s jacking off and getting naked. He said she should be treated like a princess. Howard said he’s just being honest with her. He said she shouldn’t be putting herself down.

Howard asked Adrianne to give him one good reason why they should stay together. She said that it’s vows and that they are the only two people who can put up with the other. Howard said it didn’t sound good to him.

Robin said she has the greatest shoes on. Adrianne said her feet are not good. Howard liked them. Adrianne said the Japanese guys like her feet. She said that she has big feet and her toes are really long.

Howard said Adrianne has a Playboy TV special on this weekend. She talks to people about their sex lives and they animated it. Howard said he can’t believe she’s letting all of that go to waste. Howard said she can’t go another 30 years without having sex. Howard said he doesn’t get it.

Adrianne said she and her friends sat in a circle and talked about sex. That’s what this special is about. She said there were no dudes there. Howard asked if they oiled each other. Adrianne said they didn’t but they talked about the good times they had having sex. She said she once fucked Chris in a closet while the film crews were waiting for them to get changed.

Adrianne said they go to this funny XXX cartoon in the animation. She said they told a story about fucking on a tombstone in the show and she knows it’s wrong but that’s what she did when she was young. Howard said you can see that on Saturday night on Playboy TV on ”Celebrity Sex Tales.”

Howard said that Adrianne is also promoting an exercise belt. She said she uses it when she’s playing video games. Howard said he can’t imagine her gaming for 6 or 7 hours a day. She said that it’s always at night. Adrianne said she takes her California medication and plays games.

Howard asked Adrianne if she’s on medication. She said she’s not. She said she’s on a high on life though.

Howard said she’s also going to Comic-Con in San Diego. She said she’s just going to hang out there. Adrianne said she goes and signs autographs too. Howard gave her a plug for her Twitter account too. Howard said he has a link to see all of her pictures and he likes that too.

Howard took a call from a guy who asked if Adrianne has ever taken a hot load on her face. She asked ”who hasn’t?” Howard said some girls don’t like it in their eye. She said she hates it when it gets in your hair. Howard asked if she likes a finger in her. She said she likes that. Howard said some women don’t like it because guy’s fingers are dirty. Howard asked if Chris eats her ass. She said she’s never had that. She said Chris is very good at eating twat. She said he’s a firecracker in the sack if you can get him in there.

Another phone caller asked her to ride the Sybian. Adrianne said she knew that was coming. She said she’s not sure. Howard said he wants someone to tell the truth on that thing and let him know if she’s really getting off. Adrianne said she would do it if she didn’t have to insert anything. Howard had Gary come in and set it up for her. Howard said she must be highly orgasmic. She said that she is but she has to be careful with the Hitachi so she doesn’t desensitize herself.

Gary told Adrianne what she had to do and she said that Chris almost bought her one. Howard told her that the attachment is brand new and clean. Adrianne said she appreciates that. Howard had her get on the thing and had Gary set her up. She was wearing panties. Gary showed Adrianne how to ride the thing like a horse. He suggested that she pull up her dress and just put her underwear on there. Howard said she’s very uptight. He could tell. Howard told her to take a deep breath and think about her hot neighbor. He told her to relax, calm down and get into it.

Gary started the Sybian and Howard told her to turn it up to 50 percent. Adrianne said it actually was pretty awesome. Howard told her to relax and close her eyes. Howard told Gary to turn it up to 75 percent. Adrianne was laughing and saying ”Holy shit!” She said she felt like her whole body was getting a massage through her vagina. Howard told Gary to turn it up to 90 percent. Adrianne kept saying holy shit and wanted to get off the thing. She said she didn’t want to get her dress wet. Howard told her to stay on it at 100 percent. He said its’ like riding a bull, just stay on it. Adrianne said that thing is amazing and no one is lying about it.

Adrianne said she just came on that thing. She said she thinks she did anyway. She said it was probably a 7 on a scale of 10. Howard had the guys hold her up because she was wobbly. Adrianne said she would like to wear her heart rate monitor on that thing. She said that’s like the Clit Commander. She said that thing is worth every dime. Howard said he’s impressed. He said she’s a lovely lady and she did a good job. He said he believes that thing works.

Howard gave Adrianne some plugs and she was so out of it she said she had puddle brain. Howard went over the plugs again. He said he thinks she’ll have more followers after this.

Jeff the Drunk called in and said thank you to Adrianne for doing what she did. He said she looks awesome even blurry. Howard said they Tweeted a picture of her on their Twitter @SternShow too.

Adrianne told Howard she would do Beth too. Howard said he’ll have to talk to her about that. Howard took some more calls and let some guys ask Adrianne some questions. One guy asked her if she’s ever gotten spanked for being bad. She said they have done that kind of thing.

Howard took a call from a guy who said he guarantees there are geeks all over with melted keyboards. He said this was some interview. He said he’ll be following her after today. Howard said he finds her delightful. He said Robin can learn a thing or two from her. He said she might need to play that Warcraft Game at the least.

Howard told Adrianne to tell him during the break how bad things are in her marriage. He said that she can save it for off the air.

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