Get My Grandfather Laid Contest Winner Dies

An 86-year-old man who won a free ménage-a-trois at the famous Bunny Ranch choked to death on a piece of steak shortly before his promised night of carnal delight, said brothel owner Dennis Hof.

The elderly widower choked on a celebratory Steak dinner in Lake Tahoe Thursday night just hours before having sex for the first time since his beloved wife died over a decade ago.

Johnny Orris, shortly before his last meal, said he was looking forward to “the greatest day of my life” — only to die Thursday on the floor of a Nevada restaurant.

“The guy was so full of life,” said his grandson Ed, who entered Orris in a Howard Stern-sponsored contest for a night of passion at the Nevada brothel.

“He was on cloud nine, and anxious to get back to the Bunny Ranch,” said the 49-year-old grandson, who stopped by the pleasure palace with gramps that afternoon. “He told one of the girls, ‘I’m gonna be back here at 9 o’clock — you’d better be ready!’”

Hof was astounded when Ed returned to the ranch with word of the balding, bespectacled prize winner’s sudden demise before the grand finale of his all-expenses-paid trip.

“Johnny said that he was prepping for the ‘Super Bowl of Sex,’ ” said Hof. “And he never got there.”

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