Howard Stern Smallest Penis Contest Full Video

by Admin on November 10, 2009

Honestly I don’t know who wants to see this but here it is.

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The First Annual Small Penis Invitational.

This contest was held to give away a trip to mexico with a bunch of porno stars. Howard invited about 20 guys down who claimed they had really small penis’. There were 3 guest judges plus the regulars like Howard and Robin. George is a fan from Chicago who just showed up this morning. He had a speech impediment so he fit right it. The impediment is caused by a cleft pallet. The second judge was the guy who does the Marv Albert impression so Howard called him Marv the whole time. The third guest judge was Gay Rich. Rich used to be an intern on Howard’s show. He moved on to better things but came in to judge the contest today. There was a hell of a lot going on with this contest.

There were a total of 16 contestants who actually came in the studio naked to show their small packages. The first guy almost won immediately. He had big man breasts and hardly any penis. After that there were tons of guys just showing off their tiny packages. Some of the guys who thought they were small changed their minds after seeing how small some of the others were. After all 16 introduced themselves the judges whittled down the list to 3 finalists. Those three were Philipe, Paul and Gary.

The three finalists then moved on to the talent portion of the game. Philipe was the first up. He was dressed like a construction worker. Howard asked him some personality questions then had him sing a song parody to an Elvis song. Paul was up next. He was dressed like a cowboy. Howard did the personality questions then had him sing ”I Just Can’t Find My Glands” to the tune of ”I Wanna Hold Your Hand”. The final contestant was Gary. Gary was dressed up like a police officer. He answered a couple of personality questions then sang his song ”Teenie Weenie” to the tune of ”Proud Mary”. They all performed quite well under pressure. After taking a break and tabulating the scores Baba Booey came back with the results. The winner was Paul. Second place when to Philipe and last went to Gary.

After the winner was announced the guy who set everything up, Scott Stein, called in with some good news. All three finalists get to go on the trip! Plus, Howard will be taking all of the guys who were in the contest to Scores for a special party.

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{ 47 comments… read them below or add one }

Dan November 10, 2009 at 5:33 pm

Surprised that high pitch Eric wasn’t there.

deckard November 12, 2009 at 8:40 am

omg that first guy is disturbing. nice blog!!!

david January 7, 2010 at 7:40 am

i think Frank is a hot guy,

Lando January 7, 2010 at 7:22 pm

im about the size of mario at 6:57

No wonder when my other girlfriends saw it they giggled and changed their mind

Damn it finding out you’re small is sucks

but as Stewie from family guy said “I don’t want a big penis! I think they’re messy.

katt January 28, 2010 at 11:23 pm

frank is quite hot…id get with him

Alvaro October 15, 2010 at 5:21 pm

Ha ha ur penis is small

Blake Miner March 16, 2011 at 4:50 am

Dang. I wish MY penis was half the size of these guys’ penises. Why was I cursed with such a tiny, tiny, penis? :(

Jage May 13, 2011 at 10:43 am

Where do these guys hang out?

younis June 27, 2011 at 4:16 am

Sweet dublees!!!!!

younis June 27, 2011 at 4:17 am


AprilAlice June 27, 2011 at 12:56 pm


lisa cavaluzzi September 9, 2011 at 12:26 pm

I think a small penis is such a turn on I perfer tiny over big always.. much easier to handle and less painful & last but not least they’re soooo cute.

Roberto December 11, 2011 at 4:04 pm

Lisa i feel so sorry for your boyfriend!

Hahaha August 25, 2012 at 12:35 am

they’re totally assholes and thats extremely gay

fanday August 28, 2012 at 5:24 am

A lot of these guys are fat and out of shape because I guess you just give up after a while.

Dan August 31, 2012 at 6:43 pm

Holy shit, there not men there ladies. They have no dicks, how do they fuck.

Dan August 31, 2012 at 6:45 pm

Lisa u are so fucking dumb. small are u like insane. Wait i know what it is, ur so fat that hey small is all u can get

Shaun September 3, 2012 at 2:43 am

Lmao I bet all these guys are virgins , I would be one too. I’d rather polish my flute all my life then show a girl my package. So sad lol

m December 11, 2012 at 12:34 am

dan, it sounds like you finally feel good about your 2 inch penis. now quit being an azzhole

m December 11, 2012 at 12:35 am

robin quivers is a fucking idiot

Trollin January 22, 2013 at 9:51 am

detachable penis

eve January 26, 2013 at 4:34 am

why does Howard Stern feel the need to belittle and embarrass the poor blokes who clearly are already humiliated enough about their misfortune. His team of nobodies are lame and he is an asshole.

some guy January 30, 2013 at 3:32 am

why would any of these guys even show up

dawg February 15, 2013 at 9:06 am

why are you guys bothered if ‘lisa’ likes small dicks? it’s not your business and please get a life. Also am sure most guys posting here are between 4 inch to 6 inch. there might be 1, 2 or even 3 who is anything above 7.5.
get a life morons

Thess April 17, 2013 at 8:48 am

When will someone else organise a show for big dicks? ,it would be so much fun

Fucktards June 23, 2013 at 9:43 pm

You guys are fucktards assholes ass whipes tampons dildos bitches
Vaginas blue waffles pussys cunts herpie infested homosexual
Shit face dick jiggling niggers crackers beaners ABC cunt eyed

Guest June 28, 2013 at 3:58 pm

Howard stern and all those shithead judges are hairy assholes for laughing and mocking these guys. Especially that black bitch. Like shut your dumb ass up.

Jew Raper July 2, 2013 at 9:13 pm

Howard Stern is a real piece of shit. He has no talent at all, and only has listeners because of this type of stupid shit that doesn’t NEED a talented guy behind the microphone. The fact that this worthless narcissistic assclown is like a fucking millionaire was a lot about our society today. Pretty sad.

Mike C July 2, 2013 at 9:19 pm

This contest is really completely worthless because it doesn’t compare their dicks while they’ve got an erection. Some guys have a SERIOUS difference between hard and soft that’s often hard to believe.

Mine is barely there when it’s at it’s softest. You can only see the head, literally… it sticks out less than an inch, and no visible shaft… but when I have a boner, it’s a hair longer than 6.5 inches.

So, yeah. This contest is useless.

Random July 31, 2013 at 6:28 am

Lol at least mine is bigger then theirs :p

Peewee September 9, 2013 at 8:29 pm

I have a 1/2″ micropenis and
Appreciate all the tiny dicks who had courage
To show up

hi September 9, 2013 at 11:06 pm

what the fuck did I just watch

hi September 9, 2013 at 11:12 pm

7 inches mother fuckers go suck ur mothers baby blue fuckin waffle

chris September 15, 2013 at 3:36 am

I think Howard should have a contest where all contestants have a proportional shape body because most guys overweight with a fat gut tend to have small penises due to their body drawing it into the body more so its not fair for the average built guys to be up against the fat guys.

charles norris February 3, 2014 at 10:23 pm

penis size = sub asian

Guest March 15, 2014 at 5:04 pm

Yes Chris YES. That is exactly what I was thinking. All those guys have to do is get in shape and then there would be something there, however small it may be, regardless it would be much better than how it appeared in this video.

If I had that option I would definitely take it but I am skinny and stuck with my small penis and extremely tiny overall package.

These guys are an inspiration for guys like me and I am utterly dumbfounded how they can cope with this brutal curse and have such good attitudes about it when for me and many other men it crushes our spirit and destroys our lives…

Joel March 19, 2014 at 10:34 pm

Seriously, who goes on a show naked like this to get belittled? I’m sure any one of their names in a Google search would provide fast link to this video. I sure hope the trip to Mexico was worth it, lol.

brian taylor April 7, 2014 at 2:54 pm

My penis is pretty small but I guess its some you have to put up with damn it.

brian taylor April 7, 2014 at 3:06 pm

My penis is small and it doesnt get much bigger with an erection. Never mind I do what I can

jewel April 27, 2014 at 3:04 pm

Listen u want to get a real jamaican main cocks that u would die for no

jewel April 27, 2014 at 3:19 pm

We women would’nteven give those men the time of day sooo sad

tiny penis or wee wee May 6, 2014 at 11:56 am

My penis. is only half inch when flaccid land my.erection is 2 1/2 on a good day.i was told at a young age to get used to girl’s laughing and giggling at it.the name calling and laughing doesn’t bother me any more .

Clark June 8, 2014 at 2:13 am

I hope one day guys won’t be judged on the size of their penis, but on the size of their heart. The world is so superficial and I think it’s really silly. I thought it was cool the guy with a micropenis and breasts had a girlfriend for 8 years. Nobody is born perfect, so why do we have to judge people on how they were born?

gig son June 20, 2014 at 11:56 am

Nature’s restriction on reproduction. That generation has to pay for father’s and mother’s habit’s. Medically saing their parents underwent hormonal alterations by using beer,marijuana ,birth control pills ….. It hard to be born this way , but NATURE said NO! It means NO!

gig son June 20, 2014 at 11:57 am

Nature’s restriction on reproduction. That generation has to pay for father’s and mother’s habit’s. Medically saing their parents underwent hormonal alterations by using beer,marijuana ,birth control pills ….. It hard to be born this way , but NATURE said NO! It means NO!

Alex July 22, 2014 at 3:06 am

I love Howard Stern only he would think of holding a micropenis competition ok these guys are like one in five thousand men. Hahaha that guy was like “take me to the back, then you’ll see” Howard f-ing Stern you are absolutely funny.

GetTheeBehindMe August 1, 2014 at 11:29 pm

I’ll bet these guys are the pussy-eating champs of the century.

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