Miss Howard TV Kristy Morgan (May)

Howard said they have the new Miss Howard TV coming in. Her name is Kristy Morgan. He said she’ll be the miss Howard TV for the month of May. Howard asked her how they found her. She said she sent in some pictures and they said Howard would like her. Howard had her spin around to show her booty. Howard liked what he was seeing. He read that she’s 25 years old, 5’5” tall and weighs 120 pounds. She’s got 34-C breasts. Howard said they’re fake but she claims that they feel real. She said they’re saline and they look real. Howard wanted to see them.

Kristy said she’ll show them but someone has to touch them too. Howard said he won’t touch. Benjy went over and felt them without her knowing he was sneaking up behind her. She told him to wait until she takes her top off. Benjy took a grab and said they’re nice. Benjy was pinching her nipples too. He said that’s what he odes when he feels a boob.

Howard said JD should have come in and felt them. He called JD to come in and try it out. JD came in and felt her up and said they felt alright. He said they didn’t look as real as… He stumbled and said they looked ”more faker” on her web site. He said they were fine but her ass was great. Howard said JD seems to be acting like tittie is no big deal since he got tittie on his date. JD said he doesn’t like being yelled at.

Howard got back to Kristy and said that she’s a stripper and she does featuring dancing around the country. She lets people eat whipped cream off of her boobs.

Howard said Kristy was on the Tila Tequila show and she won, in season 2. Howard said that she was on the show for an entire season and won. Kristy said that you win Tila and she was her girlfriend. Howard asked why she was on the show. She said that she was asked if she liked girls and she said she did so they asked if she wanted to be on a TV show. Kristy said she thought she was going to be off in a couple of weeks. She now claims that the show was scripted and Tila had nothing to do with her after the show. Kristy said it was actually her telling Tila that she didn’t want to be her girlfriend because she didn’t like her.

Kristy said she didn’t win anything from the show and she wasn’t paid to do it. She said that took 7 weeks of her life up too. She said that she just won the date with Tila and that was it. Kristy said they did a reunion show and Tila trashed her in that. She doesn’t really care though.

Howard said they contacted Tila’s people to find out if she wanted to talk to her but they wanted nothing to do with her. Howard asked why she didn’t confront her on the reunion show and tell Tila how she felt. She said that Tila was freaking out in her face calling her a fake bitch and stuff.

Howard read that Kristy likes to masturbate all the time and likes to do it while driving around. She said that she’ll pull over to do that. Howard said Robin can cum just squeezing her legs together. Kristy said that would be awesome.

Howard read that Kristy let a guy finger her on a plane. She said that she was in the back of the plane and pulled the guy’s hand down there. She said she wanted to get off and she did. Howard read some other stories about her letting a guy taking pictures of her naked when she was like 15 or 16. She said that she was letting the guy do it but she barely remembered it.

Kristy said she loves girls too. She said she realized that around 11. Kristy said she would go swimming in the pool with her friends and she always wanted to be with the girls.

Howard asked if she brings girls into the relationship with her boyfriend. She said she will do that sometimes but not when it’s just some guy she’s hooking up with. Howard asked if she does it with strippers. She said she will do that too.

Howard read that she has a bachelors degree in psychology. Howard said there’s always something weird about the degree they have. She said she got that at the college of New Rochelle. Howard said that doesn’t sound like a big college to him. She said it is a big college. Gary said he’s never heard of that college and they have interns there all the time from the area.

Howard said she’s been in Playboy too. Kristy said she was in a few issues. She said that she’s had a 7 page layout in one of them. Howard saw some of the pictures on the monitor there. Howard asked if she had a nice vagina. She said it is nice but she’s not going to show it to Howard. She had a picture of it there but Howard couldn’t see it.

Kristy said she likes smaller dicks too. She said that she’d prefer not to have a big dick because she likes them smaller. She said she can’t handle a big one. She said anything over 7 is too much. Howard said he’s way under 7 so she’s not going to have a problem with him.

Howard thanked Kristy for coming in and gave her some plugs. You can check her out on HowardTV.com or KristyMorgan.net. He let her go after that. Howard said he wonders about Robin’s vagina size too.